Some people are (un)lucky enough that they can’t develop a beer belly, even if they dring gallons of beer every day. Albert Pukies is one of them.
He wrote the following about his desperate struggle for a dad bod on Bored Panda:
I made the dadbag because I’m desperate to have dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it. The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.
Hopefully, you can soon purchase one of these different versions on his site: